Hey Pandas, What Is A Way You've Gotten Revenge, And Do You Regret It? (Closed)

I put folded ketchup packets under the toilet seat. I regret NOTHING. 👊

My very abusive ex tried to get me back by saying he would get a tattoo with my name. I told him I would came back if he did, which offcourse I didn't do. So he got my name in big black letters on his shoulder. After he had realized I wasn't coming back he tried to cover it up with a coffin, but he wrote my name so big you can still see it very well.

Maybe it's was a bad thing to do (even if it was his idea), but he did horrible things were I still have to live with every day for the rest of my life and he can go on with his life as before. So now he has to live with me on is shoulder.

I got revenge on being treated poorly at a job by cleaning out my entire office and not telling a soul. I know when all my colleagues figured out the next day I had quit—and left them with a ton of my work to do— it was like the warden looking behind the picture of the good-looking woman in The Shawshank Redemption. My revenge is the visualization of all of them peering into my empty office, realizing I was gone!

I stole all of their forks, knives and spoons and hid them

Vet killed my cat so I ruined her life. She had one too many secrets and I just happen to be good at finding them out. Now she’s divorced, works as a cashier and lives in a studio apartment 3 hours drive from where she lived before. I don’t regret it. That’s one revenge I’m proud of. I also worked with a girl from high school who bullied me and who’s family was super catholic. Guess who else worked there? Her mother. Her mommy was so surprised that her daughter spent so much time at planned parenthood when she was in high school and about how her sweet daughter had attacked another girl for being pregnant which resulted in a miscarriage. It was me. I don’t regret that either. The punishment fits the crime.

So I was way back in the six grade OK and my teacher is teaching us about like energy and ways to save it right and so we had to make “commercials. To say this is how you say Save energy and everyone got assigned with their group and they got assigned a random topic. and my topic was using a windmill and I’m supposed to do that I can’t really go film a windmill and so we had just using a green screen. and this kid he comes up to me and he’s like that it’s like the most cheesiest video I’ve ever seen! and then I just turned around like oh really want to know it’s really cheesiest thing your face and then I swing and I punch him right in the nose! and his nose starts bleeding and then he just runs the teacher and he’s like teacher Astrid hit me in the nose! and then I was just like yeah I did because he deserved it and the teacher was on my side!! I’m not kidding guys the teacher was on my side! the teachers like oh OK he deserved it! then he doesn’t show up for the next two days and I thought I actually did something like break it but he comes back and he’s like so you’re probably all wondering If I broke my nose but it didn’t! and everyone is like not even caring at all there on my side!! A few people even said he totally deserve that I totally think you did the right thing!

Maybe late to the party, but anyway. My high school physics teacher told "jokes" about torturing and killing his neighbour's cats, also made misogynistic comments as a "joke". So for the mandatory course I studied extra hard and got the best grade, and the teacher had written a comment on my test: "why aren't you taking more physics courses?" Well, because of you...

But it was a rather stupid thing to do, my future plans involved physics and ended up studying the stuff at the university. Might have saved a couple years of my life had I taken the classes in high school. But still, if I could go back in time, I might not change anything.

I used to work with a girl who started dating my ex boyfriend after he and I broke up. They had just started dating when she came into work saying she was pregnant. I called him at his job and wished him congratulations. He was dumbfounded and denied everything. She was so humiliated when I told everyone she had lied. She quit that next day. And, no, I don’t regret it at all.

I got to be happy in my new relationship after waisting 16 years of my life with a narcicist... That is the best revenge ever and it feel so good

I had a science teacher that was a football jock and he liked to talk about his good 'ol days. He talked about himself and sports so much he rarely taught us anything. He wanted us to believe he was the big man on campus. Well I knew better. He grew up with my mom and her sisters. Finally being fed up with his BS I told the whole class about the time my aunt beat the c**p out of him. He was truly embarrassed and taught science after that.

I was pushing my 6 month old daughter in a stroller at a mall parking lot in Chicago. A car comes speeding at us, if I hadn't pulled the stroller back she would have been hit. I watched where they parked & let the air out of all their tires. I left a note "This is a gift from the 6 month old you almost killed to get this parking spot"

NO REGRET!!