If you're reading this
1. Put the word Kraken in your answer if you're reading this.
2. Check my last post if you're a gamer nerd like me and you want to cry.
#1
Not wearing a bra
14points
#2
In many places, being gay
(Kraken)
(Kraken)
13points
#3
Being introverted
13points
#4
Having body hairs (both men and women)
what do you expect from hoomans who evolved from apes?
what do you expect from hoomans who evolved from apes?
12points
#5
women walking around with no shirt on. Men do it, so i dont see why women cant
12points
#6
Not being married and not having kids. What if I don't want to bring kids into this horrid world? Yes, I want to be married one day, but what if I didn't? Is it really that big of a deal??
11points
#7
farting. it's a natural body function.
9points
#8
Women having to shave practically every area on our bodies. Especially arm pits. Like who cares?!
9points
#9
Not wanting to hang out. You have to make some excuse like: “there’s a kraken in my backyard” instead of just saying you’re tired.
9points
#10
Burping
8points
#11
Maintaining eye contact with someone ( creepy? Weird? Awkward? )
Sorry but so true
Sorry but so true
8points
#12
Acting a certain way from a bad home life.
8th grade classmates most thought I was weird but never just asked me why. We’ll rarely happened but sometimes I yelled at someone and just SNAPPED if I got too annoyed.
8th grade classmates most thought I was weird but never just asked me why. We’ll rarely happened but sometimes I yelled at someone and just SNAPPED if I got too annoyed.
My mom banned crying and anger without being physically hurt. I actually trusted my friends with this and they were like “Damn that’s awful! :(“. One day my classmate said “Do you go home and cry from the bullying?” And when I told him about the no crying van him and his group around him just got uncomfortable and stopped talking. Probably silently judging me like I’m a goddamn liar…
5points
#13
Reading a menu board standing away from the line.
NO, I'm not in line. It's over there. I just take a long time deciding what I want.
"NO, I'm not cutting in line, the line is over there. You're free to go up to the till."
"NO, I'm not ready to order. I'm just waiting for the commercials to end so I can get back to my regular food mulling."
"Seriously, now. You're interrupting my deliberations."
NO, I'm not in line. It's over there. I just take a long time deciding what I want.
"NO, I'm not cutting in line, the line is over there. You're free to go up to the till."
"NO, I'm not ready to order. I'm just waiting for the commercials to end so I can get back to my regular food mulling."
"Seriously, now. You're interrupting my deliberations."
"Ah, so you would like me to go to the back of the line, where I can't see prices and items on the menu, wait until I get to the tills AND THEN start the long process of figuring out what I want, while waiting in between commercials."
Why? Why are people like this???
5points
#14
A girl can wear "guy clothes" and be a "tomboy", but if a guy wears "girl clothes" he's considered weird...I was a tomboy in middle school, but I had a guy friend who got teased for wearing pink. (Kraken!)
2points
#15
me, myself,I.......(kraken)
0points
#16
That Karaken. I mean who does the Kraken rhink he is anyways? Trapped at the bottom of the ocean, I am talking about that Kraken, just to be let out and damage some poor virgin. What does that Kraken think he is doing? Why does he have to act like some gamer nerd and get himself trapped then used like some Kraken.
0points
#17
Not saying “bless you” when someone sneezes. I don’t do it because I’m not superstitious, and keep your damn sneezes to yourself.
-1point
#18
Kraken-gamer.
Coughing.
-2points