Hey Pandas, What Is Something Your Friend Does That Really Bothers You, But You Never Say Anything?

My friend likes to fake neurodivergency. For example she whenever someone does something she doesn't like she says something along the lines of, "You can't do that, it triggers my autism/OCD!" Funny thing is that I myself am autistic and I absolutely hate it when she says stuff like that but am too afraid to tell her to stop because it could ruin one of my very few friendships. Also I've talked to her parents to try to understand if she actually has any of that and surprise surprise, she doesn't. She hasn't even gotten tested. Anyways sorry this turned into a bit of a ramble-

My best friend is a total germaphobe. I understand the need to wash your hands and be clean and all that, but she takes it to a level that is just beyond normal. Like to the point that I think she may need some kind of help. And she gets sick ALL the time, which I am sure is because she over sanitizes everything so her immune system never has a chance to fight anything off, but she uses it as justification to continue over sanitizing everything.
But, I love her to death. So I just go along with it and take the hand sanitizer when she offers it.

"Heterophobia is not a thing." It's the same concept as Homophobia. Homophobia is the hatred or intolerance of the LGBTQ+ community. People don't realize that straight people get hate for being straight just the same way.

Makes comments about my weight. Just the other day she said to me 'I don't get how you stick your tummy out like that'. I wasn't sticking my tummy out.

As a guitar player I listen to music intently. I usually pick songs that I enjoy the insturmentation and/or structure of. My friend who 'Plays' the bass guitar will sing any song he knows some of the words to, or he will pick up his bass and horribly play along with one he thinks he can play. I usually retaliate by playing stuff I know he doesnt know... But once in a while, he knows... Or thinks he knows.