Hey Pandas, What Is The Dumbest Injury You've Ever Gotten?

Running barefoot in the dark. You know how young trees have stakes and wires to keep them straight until they are bigger? Yeah, my foot hit that wire and cut my toe off. My brother found it with a flashlight, went to the hospital and they were able to sew it back on. Good times

I have a scar on my hand from running into a tree, one right beside it from running into a Jeep, and one on the wrist of that same hand from running into a table. I think this all happened within a year.
Apparently, I am a hazard to myself...