Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Expression Or Saying That You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

If that boy had an idea, it would die of loneliness.

He's so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

Better to keep your mouth shut and seem a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

The barn door’s open and the mule’s trying to run. (Your fly’s down.)

You must be desperate for an answer if you look a page two of a google search.

If you drop food on the floor outside. My family says “it’s ok a spotty dog will come along and think it’s, it’s birthday”

To have a face like a smacked @rse.

Well, bless your heart! Down here this can be hilarious, embarrassing, insulting, patronizing, truly meant. But it’s mostly funny!

I love it when someone says bullocks in frustration.

As useless as tits on a nun.