Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Joke You Have Ever Heard?

Two goldfish in a tank.

One goldfish to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Two muffins in an oven.

First muffin: "Hot in here isn't it?"

Second muffin: "F*ck me! A talking muffin!"

"Your momma's so fat that when she fell down the stairs and broke her leg gravy poured out." I laughed for a good five minutes when I heard that.