Sadly, it's like 2021 isn't going to be better than 2020! It's like we waited for 2021 to "rise," but then it dawned on us!
Post your funniest pun that you know, and we will rate them from 1 to 10!
#1
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
5points
#2
This one is so bad...
What did the tree say to the tire swing? Nothing, he left them hanging.
4points
#3
i can’t take my dog to the park anymore. the ducks keep biting him.
i should’ve known this would happen. he’s pure bread
3points
#4
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. Well it was just gathering dust.
~Tim vine 2014
~Tim vine 2014
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
~Tim Vine 2010
~Tim Vine 2010
2points
#5
not mine but this is one of my faves:
did you hear about the person who got chopped in half? don't worry, he's all right.
did you hear about the person who got chopped in half? don't worry, he's all right.
2points
#6
What happens when you're carrying a donkey on your shoulders, but you laugh so hard you drop him? Well...you've just laughed your ass off.
1point
#7
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg", because every play has a cast😂
0points