Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Story You Can Think Of? (Closed)

I don't have that much funny stories, but once i woke up in the middle of the night to find Both of my sisters walking around my room and talking about sabotaging McDonalds.... whatever that means lol

a banana oo na na. hey! i sink meh teeth into banana oo na na. i devour meh banana oo nana. i eat banana in quarantine oo na na. dis sond is done done done banana oo nana lol!

One time, I was spending the night at a friend's house and she and I had just participated in an all-night movie marathon complete with cookie dough ice cream and the Sims (the original Sims game....) - so we were half-conscious at like 7 am and her freezer was making this weird noise so in my semi-conscious state I said to her "Nice duck" and she responded by saying "It's not a duck it's our pet bird we keep it in the freezer"....later that afternoon we spoke about this conversation and had a good laugh about it...lame, I know.

I was once talking to my friend about how I got stung by a bee and then proceeded to get stung by a bee. Life happens.

One time, my brother got scared, fell foreword, and shoved his head into the couch. His new nickname is ostrich.

Have you ever seen the show ridiculousness? I you have then you know what im talking about. One time I was outside and I got an idea why not make a bike ramp facing down a hill wait even better let me put tires in front of the ramp first test ride yea I feel right into the tires my bike fell on top of me did you think I would quit after that nope I tried again moved the tires and tried again little did I know that it rained two days ago. and the ground soft so test ride two got so speed drove off the ramp got some big air it was fun until my front tire dug into the ground and fliped over I fell off face first on the ground and did the scorpion. It hurt all lot but it was fun.