Hey Pandas, What Is The Greatest Roast You Have Ever Said Or Heard? (Closed)

Okay, so we were doing a project in school. Just Basically asking questions and the class have to answer. Not really a Project but whatever. So when we were answering questions this girl I had beef with(Jayda) for a long time kept bothering me throughout the whole thing. I kept quiet and tried ignoring her. When I couldn't take anymore and I was pissed off at this point. One of our classmates asked the class who we respected the most. I wanted to get back at her so I said: "I respect Jayda's parents the most because they gotta go through with her b******t 24/7. Personally, I'd send her a*s to a damn adoption center if I was them." I got suspended obviously but was it worth it? Heck yeah, it was.

someone said to me...... We were saying you mama jokes and she said yo mama so fat that when she was swimming in the ocean a whale came up to her and said 🎶 WE ARE FAMILY🎶
( ps .please upvote me because i have to many down votes to where i cant comment because of my religion JESUS LOVES YOU BTW everyone downvotes me because of my religion so plz upvote me so i can comment) pineapple belongs on pizza and wigglejingle the emo penguin you have a new follower

I roasted I guy who called me stupid by saying “Aw yeah and what made you einstein

*Insert person name here* only has two braincells, and they are fighting hard for third place.

I don't remember the context, probably watching some YouTuber reading submissions from r/rareinsults or r/murderedbywords, and this one stuck with me.

are you a bee because that name is gay