Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Random Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You? (Closed)

Stranger at McDonald’s many years ago:
Stranger: your prettier than my cat

Me: uh thanks…

I was once walking around and done kid came up to me and said, and I quote, “you look sus” then walked away.

I'll go first. A stranger walked up to me while on vacation and asked me if I ever considered selling pot. I was 9.

I was in Toys R Us, buying something for my daughter. This 10ish year old boy in front of me was buying Bionicles. He saw me as a willing recipient of his monologue “Getting this, I’ll have all of the Bionicles…well, not all of the Bionicles. My older brother has half of the Bionicles, and I have the other half of the Bionicles. But he says when he gets too old for Bionicles I can have his Bionicles. Then I’ll have all of the Bionicles. We have the PlayStation Bionicles game. We have the PlayStation Bionicles Hero’s game…” Bionicles Bionicles Bionicles!

"You'd come handy in a apocalypse"
I wasn't sure if that was a compliment or what...

CARAVAN!

Followed by an explanation about llamas. Fun convo, though. Always a joy to talk to!

I have two: A seemed-like gentleman that I had never seen before started a conversation with me while I was shopping, then asked me to go to Arizona with him to meet his mother...

In a different store a worker walked up and called me beautiful.

Ooh, I hope it's okay. My 'mom' (I say that as she is like my mom but is not related to me) had some guy remark that she looked like she got in a fight with an airbag.

My b-day is August 30th. Some random woman with a switchblade knife came up to me with cions and told me it was my birthday. It was December 14.

"I know you don't want to talk to me because I am married, so you think that there is no possibility for us to hook up."
No, I don't talk to you because you look uninteresting, seem full of yourself, and oops, my assumption is correct.

Not said, but done.
I was in a petrol station one night, looking at the snacks. I felt a pain on my right butt cheek so I spun around. Some girl bit my a**e!

She just walked away afterwards smiling to herself. When she got to the door I heard another girl ask her 'does it taste as delicious as it looks?'. I never heard the answer, I was too busy making sure she didn't break the skin.

I was sitting on the floor one day in gym with my back straight like it always is (unless I'm sitting in a chair for some reason?) and a girl comes up to me and compliments me on my good posture. Then she just walks away.

A guy once came up to me to tell me; 'I can run in a circle as fast as a cat'. He carried on about his business after that and we went our separate ways. I often wondered how he came to that conclusion. Testing must have been difficult. Getting a cat to run in a circle and then racing it? Or maybe it was a timed event. Either way, I'm fairly baffled.

I’ve had someone compliment my nose because it’s apparently ‘nice and bony’.

I was at work and a women came in and commented on my aura. I don’t remember exactly what she said about it, but about three years later she was back, saying the same thing. Wish I had asked her more.

Someone once stopped me in the street, I thought he was going to ask for directions but he said “angels surround you will love and healing, open your heart and mind to their message.” I just said thanks and kept walking. Later I wish I’d clarified if he meant that everyone was surrounded by angels or if he’d just seen them around me.