Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Recent Embarrassing Thing You Have Said? (Closed)

We were watching a movie and the horse fell over and I went "NOOOOO NOT THE DOG" my family got a good laugh out of that one.

Tried repeatedly to open the trunk of a car next to mine that was the same color.

I have ADHD and I'm Dyslexic which is a fun combination. I routinely mangle words, jumble sentences, and make up my own words or names for people. Basically any time I open my mouth there's a great potential for something embarrassing to pop out. This is one of the reasons that I don't get embarrassed easily. I've been dealing with this my whole life and will openly laugh at myself after I've said something stupid, and also why words like 'Spoofindifular' and 'katoosh' are in my vocabulary now.

I was talking with my friend on speakerphone and I accidently said 'sexteen' instead of 'sixteen' and we both started laughing like idiots.

"My goal in live is to be male passing or make everyone think a a fairy"

I didn't have to say anything, I just made cringy faces during a conference call.

It's not something I said but I've done. I orderd a taxi from work home because I missed my bus. (sindnote - where I live 70% of taxis are yellow mercedes)
SO I was waiting in a aprking lot and a yellow mercedes arrived and I started walking torwards the car. The driver left the car and I just stared at him like "why are you leaving your car? you're supposed to drive me home" he then said:"Do you want something?" I answerd:"I orderd a taxi" The guy" I'm not a taxi?! I just wanna get something to eat" I wanted to die on the spot. My anxiety hit so bad and I couldn't say anything. He was still really nice and wasn't rude about it. Writing this gives the feeling of inner cringe.

ok, i did this on a recent post and my anxiety just hit me because I just now noticed my mistake. on the photoshop the BP logo challenge I was just messing with the background and I tried to do an aromatic panda but I did the wrong flag and I feel like an idiot. on the flag it has a yellow stripe but it is supposed to be white. so...um...sorry if you are aromatic and you see that because I can't take it down ;-;

i was talking about Stephen kings short stories and I was talking really fast and I said stort shories

So a few months ago I was like I dont studder *few weeks later comes up with a studdering problem * now we laugh every time I studder XD

I accidentally laughed when I took a drink and almost choked. After I stopped coughing my mom was staring at me and I just said, "Sorry, too much breathe."

This didn't happen to me, but my little brother said it.
When he was in his zoom call with the rest of his class, they were learning about the golden gate bridge. And then from the living room I heard him say, "Woah, the golden gate bridge is in California? I thought it was in SAN FRISCO!" I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING XD

I said "Wait whaaaat? This isn´t ranch? It´s BLUE CHEESE?!!?" my cousin got a good laugh. DELETE THAT VIDEO ALLISON!!! I WILL GET REVENGE!!! ALSO YOU SAID I PLAYED CASTLE CATS TOO MUCH, I DON'T PLAY THAT MUCH!!! YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON TIK TOK AND AMAZON, ALLISON!!!!

All my friends are gay weebs so we we're discussing one of my friend's weird simps (Peko Pekoyama) and she was saying that she never said she simped for her (she did) but she did say that she was attractive. So I, trying to prove my point said, "Well what if I said that I thought you were attractive?" It was hypothetical but she took it the wrong way. :

I didn’t say much besides your normal crying sounds. I decided to try all the barbecue sauces at famous Dave’s when I was 9. Well turns out one was a super spicy hot sauce called “Wilber’s revenge”. I started crying and my sister refused to give me her chocolate milk. So I was crying for a little while until the waitress came. One of my most embarrassing moments.

Ummm... maybe saying Greatest Common Multiple instead of Greatest Common Factor in math class.

To my college roommate: Did you know my pool's favorite cousin is gay?

You Too. I don't think I have to explain.