Hey Pandas, What Is The Strangest Christmas Present You Have Ever Received? (Closed)

Grandma gave me her worn out house slippers 20+yrs ago...I still have them:)

Not recieved but gave my sister a potato, a tin of beans and a block of cheese. She loves a baked potato with cheese and beans.

I got personalized tissues. So did my 2 sisters.

A pack of microwave popcorn. It tasted good though.

Peanut butter. Regular and chocolate flavored

this is definitely gonna get down voted because i got this present on my birthday but whatever. so i got this weird dr. Seuss gymnastic game thing and i was like 8 not even in gymnastics...

My brother had been growing a beard for a couple years, so it was quite long. For Christmas he decided to shave it off. He put the beard in a zip loc bag and gave it to me as a stocking stuffer. Gross.

One Christmas when I was a kid, my mum bought us kids a can of spiders each (a fizzy drink with icecream) The can had a sachet with freeze dried icecream that you added to the fizzy drink. It tasted absolutely REVOLTING.

An old friend once gave me a paperclip, not sure if they were trying to be a Dursley or what they were even getting at.

Not me, but a family friend gave my daughter curling tongs. You know, the hot dangerous thing that you use to fry your hair and possibly burn your scalp/ears/face/neck. My daughter was 7 at the time.

This was back in 1970 - I got married on Nov 20, and the ONLY Christmas gift I got from the new husband was a steam iron. No jewelry, no perfume, nothing but a steam iron. His mother recommended it so I could keep his clothes ironed properly. Her gift to me was an ironing board. Divorced him in May of 1973.

I didn't get this but my brother did. He got a can of diced tomatoes and Velveeta cheese. My aunt gave it to him.

Was a piece of paper saying ' I O U and Christmas present' ....still never got it

My mother in law gave my husband a carved coconut that looked like a monkey. Ten years later she gave me a carved coconut that looked like a turtle(missing an arm)...

A giant lemon with a face drawn on it

My (a**hole) stepfather gave me a belt when I was 17. I’d just had major abdominal surgery.

So my mother bought me a women’s beauty kit with a diet sheet, makeup, a bra, a razor and wax strips. I was 5!

A friend of mine got a tube filled with different nail polishes (maybe 20 in the whole thing). She was born with Anonychia, meaning she doesn't have nails.

Flashcards. As in, educational flashcards

I got an actual piece of paper. Just a piece of paper. Blank, and only 1.