Pretty much the title. I hope this works because on Reddit automod removed it for no reason.
#1
Not drunk, but a couple of friends of mine were shrooming pretty hard and spent all night yelling at the "leprechaun" over it's taste in music...
4points
#2
So this was actually my dad and I was watching a show about witches and he walk into my room while I’m watching it and he’s watched it too, he says “is this the one where the vampires turn into trolls then into werewolves” and I was just like really confused so I just said yes cause I didn’t know what else to say
1point
#3
Cops came to quiet a party down as they were leaving a guy jumped on the cop car and pissed on the wind shield. His charges included drunk and disorderly, public intoxication, indecent exposure, and illegal dumping of hazardous waste.
1point
#4
A lady stuck her hand in a pan of boiling oil while cooking.
This was at a restaurant.
She was an employee.
And drunk.
This was at a restaurant.
She was an employee.
And drunk.
1point