Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Conversation You Have Ever Had (Closed)

Girl in class: (boy name) is cute (btw he has a gf)
His best friend: But (name) is my bf
Him: Yeah
Best friend: Yeah you are my large frappuccino
Him: Yeah you are my large cappuccino
Girl: (best friend name) I will chase you in an alley at 3am
Best friend: (to me) well sh*t i feel like shes gonna r**e me.

Ik this isnt my convo but i witnessed it during class.

Dad: put this in your pocket
Me: I don’t have pockets, I have phockets
Dad: what??
Me: phockets, as in fake pockets.
Dad: ohhh! Oh! And when you realize you have phockets then you can just tell to yourself “phocket!!”

I was asked to stay back in class with a dude I never seen before. teacher introduced me to her son and her son wanted to me to be his gf, but to do that I can't tell my parents and I have to sneak out at 3 am to "study" kicked the guy and dipped. The security cameras caught this and teacher was fired

me and my friend had probably an hour conversation about why black and white were colors and 0 was a number. This is why I love talking to people during art at school.

This kid refused to believe that Cleopatra was older than Jesus. How we got to this, I don't know, but this was the moment I realized that not all people knew as much about history as me.

Me: Omg if you fart on me one more time I’m going to smack you. Him:(farts again) Me: that is the last straw and for you that better be your last fart 😡

I was discussing with my brother about how right kidneys usually aren't needed and how it's more efficient to cut the side of the neck rather than the front like in most shows and movies.

I had to explain to my dad that it was my little brother playing games he shouldn't have and not me, he then started talking about how there were much better games like that and how those ones were terrible