Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing Anyone Has Said To You? (Closed)

I said "Hey! Why tf are you kicking me?" She replied " MY LEGS ITCHING SOOOO BAD" I replied (as calm as the movie Dumbledore), " GeT tHe F**k aWay fRoM ME!"

Once in elementary school, a girl walked up to me and says “I like your veins” (keep in mind that I am very pale, you can see my veins in some parts in my skin) I have never received a complement about my veins so I just found this strange.

ok so i was going to the bathroom to change my feminine product and when i came back some guy in my class said "wHy WeRe YoU iN tHe BaThRoOm So LoNg?!?!" and i said "i was changing my (feminine product) is that a problem for you?" and then he said "eW tHaTs GrOsS, iM gLaD i DoNt HaVe A pErIoD. yOu ShOuLd Be AsHaMeD!!!" and i said "you wont like it when you get married." then he had the audacity to say "oNcE i HaVe TwO kIdS wItH mY WiFe, Im MaKiNg HeR gEt HeR uTeRuS rEmOvEd!!!!" like what? i hope he never gets a wife.

“Hope you fall on a foot and trip down two stairs and eat a cow BOOM”

My 9y/o son at bedtime this evening: Mam, did Jesus smoke drugs?
Me: ......

my friend who hadn't talked to me in 2 years called me yesterday and yelled "bEcKaS bLeEdInG oUt oF hEr eYeS oK bYe" and then hung up
i dont even know a becka

a random person walked past and told me i looked like a ‘mixed bag’ i have absolutely no idea what that means lol 🤷🏻

Weird conversation and a head scratcher I had with a friend. We passed by a site where there had been an RTA and a car had crashed into a garden wall, sadly one of the people involved died. There were a number of flowers laid by the public in the hole made in the garden wall basically in the home owners garden. I was curious..

Who is the caretaker of the flowers? Is it the responsibility of the home owner to maintain the flowers and remove the dead flowers and if people keep placing the flowers on the property when is it ethical to remove the flowers all together and rebuild the wall? We googled it an never got an answer.