Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing Your Pet Has Done? (Closed)

My cat barks at cars. He learned this from our dog.

I'm not sure if this fits in here but my cat Ralph walks 2 miles to the park with my son's and I and goes down the slide, wish I could post a photo up

1) Once had a cat that was a yogurt fiend. You had to put a dollop of yogurt on the lid for him and eat the yogurt as fast as you could before he finished or he would climb you like Mt. Everest and wrestle the yogurt cup out of your hands until he got it.

2) One of my old dogs used to be a bread fiend. Legit had to hide the bread in the microwave because he would do anything and wreck anything to get the bread which included getting on the counters and popping cabinet doors open, opening the fridge, or getting on top do the refrigerator.

3) I had a hamster once while I had a cat. This hamster was so metal. I had a hamster ball for him and one time I thought I had my cat in my room while be was running around in his ball. I caught a movement out of the corner of my eye and turned just in time to see her smack his ball and send it flying across the room. I freaked out, he was okay but I chewed her out while I got him out up. Anyway Mom let her out of my room one day while he was running around and she did it again. Before I could check on the little bastard his ball was rolling straight towards the cat. He played with her people. He would aim for her every single time he was in the ball and the two played together all the freaking time. I never ever let him out of the cage or ball because she used to routinely take down jack rabbits but yeah, when he was in his ball they'd play.

4) Eli, my Chihuahua, used to play tag with rabbits at my grandparents place. They lived in the middle of nowhere and he used to run around a lot. I had been steadily noticing more and more rabbits showing up in the yard , especially when he was about to be let out. Caught him playing tag with the rabbits. They tackled each other running at his full speed to 'tag' each other. I saw him running as hard as he could and just smack straight into a rabbit. He rolled got his feet back under him, and took off running away as fast as he could while the other rabbits ran around and the one he tagged started chasing the other rabbits, and my dog, until it smacked into another rabbit, who then proceeded to chase the other rabbits AND MY DOG. I watched him get full body slammed by one of them and then get up to run at them until he body slammed into one of them. This went on for a very long time frame and was witnessed by more than myself. TBH Eli was 'it' a lot because while fast he wasn't quite as fast as the rabbits.

No rabbits were harmed. Legit they were his friends and if any of them, even Eli got stunned they would take a time out and check on each other before they started playing again.

pretty normal but bugs me a lot. my cats constantly chase each other at 11:30 every. single. night. I swear they are nocturnal.

My dog ate a hole in my carpet. First he got a hold of a bottle of BBq sauce and spilled in on the carpet. I cleaned it up best I could but the next day when I got home from work he had eaten the carpet right where he spilled the BBQ sauce.

My doggo is weird himself, so I have compiled a list:

1) Eaten a piece of broccoli then pooped a broccoli shaped poop (?!)
2) After recently getting over a nose infection because an acorn got stuck up his nose, he jammed his snoot into the couch cushion trying to get an M&M so hard that the M&M went up his nostril
3) It's funny but sad but weird, he was having a seizure (poodles are very prone to epilepsy so we happen to have an epileptic poodle) and his leg kicked out and kicked my dad right in the crotch

Not sure if this counts...
I was woken up one night by a voice saying me to 'Wake up, I can't reach it!'.
I woke up and my dog (Chi mix) was standing on my chest, looking upwards and behind me at the bed post. I looked over at my partner, she was fast asleep. The voice said again, 'I can't reach it!' half asleep and confused I looked at my dog and said 'did you just talk?' SHE ACTUALLY REPLIED 'Yes. I can't get! You get!' I looked back at the bed post and somehow her fav toy had ended up hanging off the top of the post. I reached up and pulled it down, she took and and said with a mouthful 'Fank you'. I fell back asleep.
I knew it never actually happened! Until.... when I told my partner about the strange dream I had, she said that she could swear she'd heard the dog talking in the night once before a few weeks earlier, but didn't want to tell me in case I though she was going crazy.

My cat crawled under the blanket with me

Small dog walks into the room with a pacifier in her mouth. I have never had a baby or toddler in my house. She is never outside unsupervised. Where did she get the pacifier??!

At around 10 pm, one of my guinea pigs will sit next to her water bottle and just watch me for at least ten minutes straight. She does this every night.

When our cat was a kitten, she gave Love bites, which hurt like hell. Once, she bit my mom a little too hard, so my mom got a pair of Chinese takeout chopsticks and whacked her bum. Worked, but the silly cat started to play with the chopsticks, even managed to pull them out if its wrapper and separate them. She also rolls down the stairs and plays her own version of fetch, where she swats the ball back at you to throw to her again. We have a very... unique cat

When, my dog, Theo was a puppy he was chasing our 12 year old jack russel beagle but the little blighter knew that Theo couldn't jump on the couch so she jumped on the couch, Theo couldn't stop himself from sliding into the couch and hitting his head on the wooden frame. It was HILARIOUS

mine does zoomies all around the house and when she does her face gets all weird looking and floppy and it's hilarious

My brothers and I were about to play twister together when my german shepherd heard us talking about it. He decided to walk over, get on the mat so we couldn't play, and stick his paw in his ear.
I think he misunderstood what we meant...
I hope to have a picture of it soon!

One of our cats chewed holes in some of my books

My cat wasn’t happy about his new low fat diet food. I think he wanted something tastier so he opened the drawer and got into the dog biscuit box. He never showed interest in them before.
Bad luck for him because he got one biscuit stuck on the roof of his mouth, lodged between his canine teeth.
He was fine after I helped him dislodge stolen snack.

My dog Peanut always tries to bite his brush when we brush him (he’s a puppy so he’s teething) so we wanted to see what would happen if we just put the brush in front of him. As soon as we did, he just sniffed it, and walked away. Then we tried brushing him again, and he tried to eat it again! So weird! 😂

I have 2 miniature pinschers. This breed in known for burrowing under blankets to sleep. I have baskets filled with blankets all over the house. They will not lay down and sleep with out being under a blanket. My female sleeps with me at night under the blanket on my left side, if my male beats her to her spot at bedtime she throws a fit until he moves to my right side. Typical female she has to have things her way or no way!!!

When I first got my kittens, Cupcake and Muffin, they were only 5 weeks old, a little young to be separated from their mother. About a week after I got them, in the middle of the night, I heard a really strange sound. When I turned on the light and checked the kittens, Muffin was suckling on Cupcake, who was not amused. Eventually, however, Cupcake must have decided if Muffin liked it so much, there must be something to it. So she started suckling herself.

When I first got my kittens, Cupcake and Muffin, they were only 5 weeks old, a little young to be separated from their mother. About a week after I got them, in the middle of the night, I heard a really strange sound. When I turned on the light and checked the kittens, Muffin was suckling on Cupcake, who was not amused. Eventually, however, Cupcake must have decided if Muffin liked it so much, there must be something to it. So she started suckling herself.