Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Way You’ve Gotten Hurt Or Sick? (Closed)

When I was in 4th grade I got into an..."accident"...that twisted a lot of the muscle off the bone in my right leg, tore almost every tendon and ligament in the leg, frayed my hamstring, and popped my knee out of socket and back in socket. My left leg got twisted too but I managed to get it moved so the damage wasn't as extensive. This was done on a lover swing that had a metal plate at the bottom with two benches facing each other and the metal plate was used to get the swing moving. My legs got trapped between the metal plate and the metal bench and the swing was going so fast that the plate was slamming into the bottom of the seats.

The doctor told me I frayed my hamstring and I was put in an imobolizing brace that went from hip to ankle. Mom told me what really happened to my leg when I was around 18, and that they'd talked about surgery but I never wound up having it. Mum claims it was prayer, I don't know but my leg sort of healed. I've had issues with both of legs my entire life, but I've been waking through it. When I tore a muscle behind my right knee at 19 they couldn't see the tear due to all the scar tissue in my leg. The older I get the worse it gets. I still have squishy spots in both of my legs in the muscles that feel like mush and hurt like hellfire, so yay. Oh and I can turn both my knee caps almost 180 degrees. I don't do it often but I can do it. My docs are still trying to figure out how I'm walking *shrugs*.

When I was young, my sister and I used to play by pretending to be fairies, witches, etc. One day we pretended to be cats. We were chasing each other on all fours and my sister scratched my hand. It started bleeding very badly.

During the beginning of quarantine me and my sister were in our basement. I thought it’d be funny to play on the exercise bike, the notches on the pedal ended up scraping my shin pretty bad. It took forever to heal and I have a pretty bad scar now.