Hey Pandas, What Is Your Dream House? (Closed)

Integrated into a hill or a rock, like a hobbit house, or maybe a treehouse

Wooden interior

Rural Canada

Just typical woodlands

sleek modern home with big doors and windows

cozy with lots of plants

italy or close to a big city (like nyc or chicago)

fields or maybe some sort of vineyard, mountains

cats, dogs, hamsters, bunnies and two fluffy cows :)

All of these submissions sound epic.
I'd want a big, sprawled out three story. It would be set into a beachside cliff, surrounded by forests. There would be realistic carved tree statues growing up through the stone and polished wood floors. Solid rock walls with lit multicolored crystals. Candles everywhere. Water features, indoor-outdoor koi ponds with fountains. Lacy mandala tapestries on the walls and sarongs hung as art. A spiral tree themed staircase. Fairy lights, lanterns, and fireplaces. And indoor-outdoor heated saltwater pool with underwater lighting. A hot tub on the terrace overlooking the bay. All has a mystical natural cave feel.

Giant bed in my room, third floor, and lots of crystal for a more open feel. Two guest bedrooms/bathrooms on the second floor. The master bath will have a huge crystal jacuzzi, a multi-directional rain shower, a fireplace, a disappearing flatscreen, a private toilet room, and a bay window with a view.

A walk-in closet with LED lit bars for all my harem pants and leather jackets. A state-of-the-art kitchen. A basement bar with a pool table and arcade. A study with a fully stocked library. A giant tv with an enormous fluffy sectional.

An outdoor kitchen on the patio with lawn games, a bonfire pit, and a hammock.

My dream house would be a big gypsy wagon that would tow well. I would paint the exterior turquoise with silver and purple slashes running across it. We would have a fire place and everything!