Every third person that would t come to my aisle when it wasn’t busy would say, “You look like you need something to do!” Always with a stupid grin like I was gonna laugh at the wittiest thing I’ve ever heard in…well, not my life, as you’re the fourth person to say it this shift.
I’m going to give people a hint about being funny. Unless you’re known as the funny one in your group or you’re a professional comedian, the first thing to pop into your head probably isn’t very funny. And now that I’m a professional dog walker, this also goes for the endless parade of clowns who say, “Who’s walking who!” I’m walking the dogs. They have leashes around their necks, I’m holding those leashes, I’m walking them. Shut up.