Hey Pandas, What Is Your Two-Sentence Horror? (Closed)

"A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step" said the Guide enthusiastically. I realize we are on a cliff

I'm thinking about killing off a few characters in the book I'm writing. It would definitely make my autobiography more interesting :)

I stopped to look at my reflection in a mirror. It stopped to wave at me.

Me as a widow in the middle of the night: Stop snoring. Answer: I don't snore.

Two men walk into a bar. Only one walks back out.