Hey Pandas, What Minor Inconvenience Would You Wish On Your Enemy?

Every night, a lone mosquito makes that high-pitch buzzing noise right by their ear, when they are in their room with the lights off trying to sleep. It hides behind the headboard when they turn on the light to try to k**l it, only to take flight again when the lights turn off. When they do manage to fall asleep, the mosquito targets the knuckles on their hand.

Socks are always slightly damp.

An inoperable skin tag on the edge of the nostril that looks like a booger

May their outfit get caught on a door handle every time they’re already late—because of their own d**n fault.

They have to endure one minor irritation, but the second they get used to it they have to endure another different one.

My curse would be that all forms of oral hygiene—toothpaste, mouthwash, floss, etc—would taste so awful to them that their gag reflex kicks in. Forever.

Both sides of the pillow are perpetually warm

They lose all of their earring backs.

Random a**l leakage

Always joins the slow queue.

Anytime she raised her voice, she's start coughing.

All the bare feet and Lego blocks. Or is that too extreme?

Hard to beat Johnny Carson: "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your robes!"

50/50 chance each fart could be a shart.

Having a tiny rock in your shoe all day.

An eyelash in your eye.

Nasal congestion, where you can’t taste anything.

Sore muscles.

I also think it would be pretty annoying if every car you ever own, you have to use hand turning signals. And confuse everyone all the time and get honked at.

To have a flap of skin in-between their front teeth so it always looks like they have something in their teeth

They lost their entire sense of smell. Seems insignificant, but think about it. Not being able to smell ANYTHING at any time. Whether it be the sweet aromas of food or the dangers of smoke or other harmful scents.

I heard this from someone who probably heard it from someone else, but agree 100%: When I die, I wish for my cremated remains to be mixed into a drink and my enemies be forced to drink it.

Every time they go to the toilet the seat is warm.

Simultaneous broken appliances they own.