Hey Pandas, What Was The Funniest Way You Got Revenge On Someone? (Closed)

My step-dad is a raging Narcissist and used to do things on purpose to wind me up. One of those things was leave his pee on the toilet seat. I'm not talking a dribble but almost like he just waved it around and splashed all over. After asking him repeatedly to at least wipe it after he was finished and he didn't, I decided that i'd have enough of his grossness. The next time I cleaned it up, I used his toothbrush. Soaked his urine right in there, even gave the rest of the toilet a good scrub for good measure. The bathroom was right outside my bedroom so I took great pleasure ln watching him brush his teeth and keep looking at his toothbrush with a weird look. He's an alcoholic so his pee stinks like hell. Bet it tasted interesting.

i put super glue on there toilet seat....🤫

In the 3rd grade there was this boy that used to pick on me all the time. He would kick the key chains off of my booking when it was hanging on the back of my chair and most recently he had scribbled in magic marker all over my beloved Pokémon sneakers (it was 1999).

One day the teacher was calling on each of us to stand up and speak. It was his turn and he stood up from his seat. I saw my moment and acted on pure impulse. I used my foot to slide his chair back as far as I could. He went to sit down and fell to the floor like a broken doll. Everyone starts laughing and he looks he was the most embarrassed he had ever been in his whole life. I thought I was done for! I was waiting for the teacher to scold me and send me to the principal or for someone to point their finger at me as a witness. None of that happened and I was so surprised I had gotten away with it.

My friend loves to play pranks on me. One day I decided to get her back. I have a squeaker from the five second challenge game. I brought it to school. In the middle of class I walked up behind and squeaked it in her ear. It was awesome, she jumped ten feet.

I know revenge is best served as a Baked-Alaska, but after having my emotions twisted around too much in high school, I am very happy that adulthood gives me more freedom to not be haunted by teenage mistakes & the zero desire to change for men with insecurities they can solve themselves!

There was a someone who kept putting his had right near my area on the table. I kept telling him to keep his hands in my area. He did not listen. I pushed his hand away from my (unused) fork. He put his hand back, and I banged my water bottle on his hand. It want enough to hurt him, but enough so he got the message he wasn’t welcome. He left me alone for the rest of the week.