Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You’ve Seen? (Closed)

Probably myself - I'm pretty weird.

Once we ( me and my fam ) were going some were ( I still can’t remember were ) and when we stopped at a red light, this guy/girl/them, was squatting over there not turned on motorcycle, we opened are window to say that there motorcycle wasn’t on, but when we opened it they were saying “ vroooom, vreeeem, vroooom “, so we figured they already knew

A man wearing a sausage as a scarf

life is the weirdest thing i seen :)

A couple days ago my brother came home with a red penis

I was at a children’s museum when I was 5 and there were a couple of rednecks at their truck. Full Harley Davidson, scruffy Fu Manchu mustache, sunburn. Yeah all that. They’re all in the back of their truck tying something to the top. What was tied to the top? A live cat. I’d like to add that I live in Florida. I’ve seen weirder.

this Doritos ad where this women was having a baby and the husband started eating Doritos in front of her. then the baby started moving around trying to get the Doritos from the dad. but the mom through it across the room. then the baby came out and everyone just started yelling

a banana without the banana curl, it was a straight banana. I looked at it for like 5 minutes

I once saw a UFO. No not aliens! The literal meaning, an Unidentified Flying Object. It was kidney shaped with a triangular point coming out of the convex front/side. I don't believe that aliens can visit our planets, but it was pretty weird. My friend thinks it was some strange and maybe overweight bird. Another guy who saw it from the same angle as us thinks it was a balloon of some sort.

I looked in a mirror once...

I worked at petsmart. Weirdest thing I've seen was a guy came in for a fish. I asked if he had a specific one out of the tank, because most people point one out. Nope, dude just reached in the tank and got one with his bare hand, then handed it to me

Probably the child I saw in 4th grade that wasn’t there...

Fnaf inflation. Its, horrible. Horrible.

well my old hose was haunted………………… and I didn’t notice until my blankets where FLOATING. so uh yeah