Hey Pandas, What Weird Stuff Did You Do As A Kid? (Closed)

I had this little model human body, with organs and things you could take out with tweezers. I... pretended I was a cannibal and it was like sushi.

I used to look up butts on google when I was 7 because I thought they were funny and I got traumatized very very fast.

I used to threaten decapitation to cope with my social anxiety...

I would always "flirt" with boys, but really I would say they're cute and I like them and stuff, which is not flirting at all it's just confessing feelings. The thing is I would do it to every single guy I saw. Now I'm careful not to flirt unless I actually like the guy so I don't repeat that embarrassing past.

I ate my boogers till I was six. I know, disgusting!

I got mad at people if they pronounced dinosaur names wrong, I liked to bite people, half the time I communicated with cat noises (I still do this), and I pretended to be shyer and more fragile and innocent than I actually was so people would be more impressed when I talked to or insulted them. I also thought diet sodas were made of pee and sand mixed together, and told people this as if it was true.

I licked walls and ate the corners off of book pages

I ate grass 🤣

I didn't find it weird but my classmates sure did. I used to do all the quizzes in science textbooks (yep, I'm that old) on the weekends. I loved learning.

lmao I chewed my toenails

In elementary school, I’d stand on the playground, spread my arms wide, and just spin. I’d spin as fast as possible. I usually fell down backwards on my back. I’d then just lay there looking at the sky until the dizziness subsided. Then I’d do it again. It was oddly relaxing.

I ate honey on my grilled cheese sandwiches (and with out my parents knowing I trapped flies in the honey as well) and I called snails neils. And pelicans pecilans.

I would dig up worms, dip them in Ketchup, and eat.

Also sticks of butter dipped in sugar.

I would buy chapstick and eat it.

I used to sneak into my parents bathroom and eat my dad’s toothpaste like it was some kind of forbidden candy. I also liked to go into my mom’s closet just to smell her clothes (she thought I was looking at the Christmas gifts, but I legitimately just liked the smell of her closet!)