Hey Pandas What Were Your Cringiest Comments, Comebacks, Or Pick Up Lines? (Closed)

Kid: "So you got an 80 on the test? That's sad."
Me: "Well, you know what else is sad? Your face!"
Yeah...haven't been allowed to forget that thanks to my friends.

We were at a small house party for a classmates 16th birthday.
Quite possibly the prettiest girl in all of County Mayo asked my friend, 'Sooo d'ya like seafood?... because I can be quite the catch!
My friend, oblivious to the strange and mysterious ways of courtship, didn't realise what she meant, so he just replied, 'I like some things, but I can't stand clams!'
After a quick facepalm, and telling him he's a complete eeijit we explained that she was flirting. It all worked out ok because it seemed she preferred a wet drip!

I'm 40 work at a so called professional building and I have a career. One day I walked in wearing my glasses. A douchebag coworker kept calling me 4 eyes. It was so childish and idiotic but he kept at it. I finally told him in front of everyone that I slept with his wife. ( Thank you Larry David or who ever in Seinfeld writing crew who came up with that line)

I asked my manager for something at work.
His reply was jokingly “No”
I said “Pleeeeease?” in the most high-pitched, babyish voice ever.
He didn’t say anything but I cringe every time I think about it.

“Your comeback was so bad, it didn’t even come back!”

2 REALLY nerdy pickup lines.

Are you Copper and Tellerium, because you are CuTe.

And

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? Because you’re F-I-Ne.

"Your eyes are cute"
"Y-you too."

Some one said to me your ugly I replyed ok what are you.

Ya like jazz?

I like my basket ball shots like I like my girls~ on the rebound

Hey [previous crush's name], last name beautiful.

No, I hadn't asked a girl out before. This was horrible, I'm better at roasts lol

This isn’t mine but lets see who gets it “I don’t like sand, it’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere”

Them: I only have two brain cells that work together for a brain.
Me: who said you had brain cells

I know it's lame but i was on the spot

One night at a rock club I was being hit on randomly here and there an just wanted to be able to get a drink an enjoy the show. I went with friends and was single at the time. So douch 5-6 or so comes up from behind me an goes “hey do I know you from somewhere?” I Didn’t turn but said “I don’t know. Have we f-ed before?” Hyper cringe but wound up dating him for about 6 months because he was cute. But then found out he was married an I didn’t want that drama.