Lowes: Overpriced tools for Dads
Burger king: Same as Mcdonalds but a nasty breakfast menu
Ram: Massive V12engines Sporting a peak horsepower of 250 with 5MPG and a 6-week limited warranty.
Buzzfeed: A Crappy version of Bored Panda
Nokia: The 45-Year-old Conservative Dad Phone
Airbnb: You left a carton of milk in the fridge, that will be $500.
Clash of Clans: for 11-year-olds and 50+ Year olds
Pepsi: Almost as tasty as Coke