Hey Pandas, What Would Your Last Words Be? (Closed)

"Don't worry, it's safe. I do it all the time."

"Well...at least you don't know about the-"

Ow f**k.

I guess I'm following the great Warrior-Cook now. Solen and Luana will be stopping by, June 12 each year."
OR
"I left...a million dollars... at this adress... s-s----ssev..."

"i hope im in a better place"

Oh, and I have a million dollars for you stashed- *dies broke as hell

hmm, if i was in a situation where i knew i would die soon, i would write everyone i know a letter (serious-ish one, with some lighthearted elements to retain my personality, ig). i would ask a trusted person to send them out for me after i die. i would change all of my social media bios too.

as for my last words, well i'd probably do something, like a joke or something to lighten up the mood.

something like idk... "well that was one helluva ride. it was fun while it lasted dudes. see yall's on the other side. :P"

Don't forget to fix my balls!

Probably a massive understatement (depends on wether you want to die or not - but assuming you don’t). Something like ‘this sucks.’ Or ‘I’m fine’

Frik you grim reaper darn wraith always unaliving me over and over

Finally! Took frickin long enough!

I’m not sure, so I’ll respond with a comedic answer. “Well s**t that didn’t work.”