Hey Pandas, What's A Funny Story That Took Place At School? (Closed)

one day during gym class, we were playing a kickball game and there were mats on the ground and one kid fell because he slid on one of those mats and my best friend and I said "I think he's dead" at the exact same time and it was so funny.

Someone came skateboarding to school playing "Never Gonna Give You Up" on a trombone. Rickrolled everyone in the high school.

Its a bit weird but I found it funny at the moment.

We had a 'bag inspection' moment where our tutor made us open our bags in the middle of the class and show what we had. The excuse was to show us that we carry to much weight (as if that wasn't the schools fault for not giving us lockers) but the real reason is that somebody stole something and they were looking for it.

We had that day Technology class and we were working with cables. I was for example carrying a potato peeler to peel my cables. But a friend of mine (dumbly) took a knife to peel them.

Imagine the face of horror of our tutor when she opened his bag and there was a knife inside xD

We had to do a worksheet in kindergarten on a book. Me, being the lazy worker that I am, threw together a bunch of random words into a sentence. When I went to go see the teacher, she read my weird sentence. You could not imagine the look of embarrassment on my face when everyone said "no" at what seemed like the same time!

I run track and we had a peprally for the sport at school and they call names and then that person runs to the stage when their name is called. It was my turn to do it and half way between the stage and the back of the gym (where the team was standing) I triped and ate polished gym floor. everyone including me was laughing suuuuuuper hard I when walked to the stage.

ooh glad you asked i saw and witness 2 autistic kids having sex in the gym changing rooms i will never forget the sound of their moans and shrieks

this year, a guy in my grade was running in front of us on our way to the next class and trips and faceplants into the doorframe and I laugh so hard every time I think about it.

One of my friends is allergic to apples. One day at lunch I, without thinking, asked her which type of apple she likes best. She just stared at me until I remembered her allergy.

this was not funny to all the girls in the class, i think they felt the embarrassment that she was feeling, but the boys on the other hand...

so my freind had just got her period ,and she needed to bring a bag to the bath room with her. the teacher did not know this so she wanted to check the bag. when she pulled out the pads, all the boy laughed. all the girls felt her pain....

Umm... oh! I got one! In class the other day everyone was betting that someone wouldn't run down the hallway with their arms flying around screaming, "SANTA! COME BACK!". One kid actually did it and ran into the superintendent... yeah long story short he got into so much trouble and so did the kids that were betting. lol it was a fun day.

Um, ok. This is a long story. In fourth grade music class we had this sub who was terrible. She could NOT control children.
Anyway, we were playing this game where we all sat in a big circle and it had something to do with our arms being linked, I don’t remember much, but a boy was apparently holding a girls arm too tight, which SOMEHOW made the girls lose the game(I remember this part, they were being sore losers)and then the boy and the girl started fighting verbally and soon almost the entire class joined in, arguing about who won the game, what was legal and whatnot. I didn’t, being the quiet child I was, join in.
The sub, being the sub that she is, literally said nothing and was frozen like a tree. Our fighting got louder and louder and soon some of the boys broke and started chanting, “fight.”
The other music teacher, a room away could hear us and came over and started yelling at us. By the the girl had broken in to tears and had run out of the room.
Soon we got in big trouble and stuff and yeah. The entire class got in trouble for the entire day and everything was really awkward.

Hmm.. well when I was younger I was in the bathroom with some of my friends like out of the stalls and we were talking cause we are weird and one of the teachers sorta like found us talking and turned off the lights she did not say anything also it was like i think maybe a camp at school thing but yeah when she turned off the light I was really scared