Hey Pandas Whats Something Really Petty Youve Done That You Will Never Forget

There was this girl in my kindergarten class that had the AUDACITY to steal my penguin barrettes. So I stole then back and replaced them with unwrapped gum. Keep in mind, it was late April, and that gum was sitting in a black lunchbox in the sun for an hour.
So when this girl went to show off “her fancy new barrettes” guess what she got? A handful of melted gum.

ill go first once when i was younger (a few years ago) i was talking to my friends and these younger kids were playing hand ball one of them misses and the ball hits me so being the di** that i am i throw it father away they tell me to go get i say no then keep in mind that they are a few years younger than me they say "go get it or ill beat the s*** out of you" i just go

beating me up wont make the ball come back and i then go back to talking to my friends

you know shokingly they never beat me up

My mom made me live in a camper in a relative’s driveway for a week and a half because I had chicken pox. It didn’t have water or electricity and was full of ants. Couldn’t see my grandpa before he died either. So I heard the doc tell my mom to stay away because she’d never had chicken pox and could get shingles. And then I snuck into the house every single night and rubbed my chicken pox all over her legs. She got shingles. I felt better.