Hey Pandas, What's The Best Revenge You've Ever Gotten? (Closed)

My parents turned off the internet on my PC because they assumed I would look up p*rn (I would jump into a swamp full of gators before even thinking about doing something like that).
So I reset the router to factory settings. HA.
Epilogue: They turned the internet back off. Damn. Maybe I could compromise.

Honestly, staying far away from my former elementary bullies was the best revenge I could get

my brother farted in my room so I turned around and did it back, except I took his fan remote so he couldn't get rid of the smell, and I locked the door so he'd have to unlock it to get the smell out :D

Teacher said I could never run the hundred meter at my school. I ran it so fast I was put on the boy's track team. Fùck you Mr. Williams.