I had a guy once proudly tell me he hated children. Which, ok I guess, but don't say it in front of my toddler age siblings who are in earshot 😅
#1
People don’t usually try to win my affection 😂 😭
3points
#2
Slam me into a locker and show off his muscles saying “oh these big guns just keep shooting people into lockers, and they could be yours little miss.”
FIRST OFF! I had bigger muscles, and I’ve never slammed people into lockers. I politely declined, to which he said
“I can see your chest’s potential, big DDD’s and I bet nobody’s seen that”
Ok, creepy. And yeah, nobody has seen my chest’s potential because my breasts are fine as they are. I declined again, saying I really had to get to class.
He kept going on, making these statements
- my di*k is the longest in the grade (I don’t care and I doubt it)
-you’re gonna love me when you know me (you are creepy, no)
-don’t make decisions you will regret (I’m not trying to)
Then I just yelled “HES HARRASSING ME!” Then proceeded to imitate a siren. Needless to say he ran as fast as possible and got detention for running in the hall 😅
FIRST OFF! I had bigger muscles, and I’ve never slammed people into lockers. I politely declined, to which he said
“I can see your chest’s potential, big DDD’s and I bet nobody’s seen that”
Ok, creepy. And yeah, nobody has seen my chest’s potential because my breasts are fine as they are. I declined again, saying I really had to get to class.
He kept going on, making these statements
- my di*k is the longest in the grade (I don’t care and I doubt it)
-you’re gonna love me when you know me (you are creepy, no)
-don’t make decisions you will regret (I’m not trying to)
Then I just yelled “HES HARRASSING ME!” Then proceeded to imitate a siren. Needless to say he ran as fast as possible and got detention for running in the hall 😅
2points
#3
I woke up to her (someone I went on a date with twice) standing over my bed with scissors. She had cut a lock of my hair with intentions of using it for a “black magic” love spell. FFS
1point
#4
Back in middle school some dude thought he could win me over by showing me his bug book
1point
#5
Asked me back to his book loft to “read” to me the Kama Sutra.
1point
#6
My high school boyfriend calling me honey bunches of oats. With a straight face. Still calls me that almost 15 years later. He’s weird but that’s why I married him. He’s a big dude with a really wide chest, full goatee and usually wearing a metal shirt. People think he’s scary but I’ve seen him full on snot cry because an animal got hurt in a movie. It’s kinda cute the way he listens to death metal music head banging in the car and then suddenly yells “omg what a cute puppy!” He does this EVERY SINGLE TIME he sees an animal! God, I love that man.
1point