When one of my brothers was three (approx) my mom saw him throwing a box of toys around the sitting room. Wanting to keep things tidy she was mad and told him to clean it up. He shook his head and she said that if "Dad saw this he'd be very angry". My brother thought about this and eventually said "He'd say 'what the hell'". Wanting to not only keep things tidy but also clean she started scolding him for saying hell. He hung his head in shame and softly said "I'm sorry...Daddy wouldn't say what the hell. He'd say what the f*****g hell!"
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