Hey Pandas, What's The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life? (Closed)

I farted really loud in a silent testing room. I nearly died of shame!

Literally every time I give off the wrong response. Sometimes my brain just switches into autopilot, for instance someone might say “How are you?” And I will say “Hi!” Or some undeterminable noise, even if I have already greeted them.

Completely and horribly s**t myself at work, in uniform before I could make it to the toilet. It was everywhere and all I had to clean with was that terrible 1 ply TP that's in most public restrooms.
I had to go all the way home, shower, change and get back. Thankfully nobody knew what happened.