Hey Pandas, What's The Most Far-Fetched Way You Can Think Of To Get Out Of School Or Work? (Closed)

Get a friend that doesn't go to your school to pretend to be your long lost sibling, then in the middle of class get them to run into the classroom and fake cry basically act how someone would act if they found they're long lost sibling. Then after that get your friend to pretend to have a heart attack or some kind of medical emergency that would require the entire class to leave the room so you can sneak out.

ok what are you planning?
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Hire someone (or get a friend) to text you some fake horrible news about a family member and that you have to go to them quick. After that, no don't leave the school yet. Fake a faint and get sent to the nurse's office. Find the nurse's number and do the same trick to get her to leave school with the fake news. Now nobody is in the nurse's office with you. After that, get outa there.

Aliens captured my house while I was sleeping and now I’m in a different galaxy so I can’t come today

My dog ate me while I was sleeping

You just say hey I know this is really weird but I need to go look at all the toilet stores I have explosive diarrhea 🤣💩

i was eaten by a fish so i cant come to jailh*ll (school) today

To get out of school do this, get your parent to hire a white van that looks hella sus and then hire some sketchy looking actors to pretend to kidnap you then loudly announce that you have to go home, the men will grab so and shove you into the van and everyone will panic, next day come to school like nothing happened and If people ask what happened say “ guys I wasn’t at school yesterday what do you mean?” Thus everyone panics and you’ve created chaos

I was walking to school but I was jumped by a guy in a ski mask with a knife, so I ran home. After he left I got up and walked, but my shoes wore down and fell apart. So I went home, changed shoes, and called an Uber, but the guy tried to kidnap me. So I ran home, hopped on my bike, and rode to school, but a tree branch fell, hit a powerline, caught fire, and fell on my front tire. So I tried to hitch a ride with my friend, (who you don't know because they don't go here and they can also drive) but we got in an accident and I had to carry them to the ER.

If you're in school say you're too depressed or you're being bullied. Schools don't care about that (at least not my school).

How to get out of work/school in 7 easy steps!

Step 1. Buy a hyper-realistic statue of a dog
Step 2. Run over the 'dog'
Step 3. Sob uncontrollably
Step 4. Wail about 'Poor Rover'
Step 5. Demand a refund from wherever you got the statue for 'it breaking when you run over it with a Jeep'
Step 6. Use the refunded money to set up a funeral for Rover
Step 7. Send in an excuse saying 'you lost a family member'

Or you could just call in sick

i “missed” the bus, and my internet was down so i couldn’t call a ride! and i “lost” my keys!

Teleport to the moon and from there say you had bad reception and could not join the zoom meeting

2 days before it was due I had my SD card with my 10 page final paper for one of my college courses lost or stolen. Told my teacher and let me turn in a 2 page summary and only deducted 1 letter grade. I got a B on it.