I can state many but here’s mine-
Got into a (physical) fight once and won. Girl was so mad at me she told the soon to be principal of my school no joke. (Literally just whined out “I’m TeLlInG” we were in sixth grade btw)
I got away with it with only a trip to the school counselor (THIS IS A PRIVATE CATHOLIC SCHOOL IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING. USUALLY IF SOMEONE ELSE GOT INTO A FIGTH AT THAT SCHOOL THEY WOULD BE SUSPENED)