Hey Pandas, What's The Silliest Thing You Have Ever Heard? (Closed)

My 10th grade advanced composition teacher: Be like Taylor Swift! Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?
It made me lol

One lately was in my college caf where this kid was explaining to me with a straight face how if cow milk isn't cold it's bad for you.
I was like "Um...it comes out warm."
He was like "Well then you can't drink it until it's cold."
Like I understand pasteurization and everything dear sir, but it's perfectly safe when it comes out (if your cow is healthy). It's when it sits that bacteria grows.

Abt 10 years ago i lived at a mens sober house. It was religious which i knew. What i didnt know was how extreme they were. The so called pastor that over saw the house would hold bible studies 3 times a week. Im actually fine with that if its your thing. We were forced to sit there and listen. I decided to leave when he preached that Allah was Satan. He didnt like it when i pointed out that Allah was the Arabic word for God. So his God was Satan as well

That's a loaded question.
What comes to mind are all those people who think video games are the plight of the problems in today's youth.
That, and staring at a screen turns you into a zombie. Shut up with that. There's nothing different from watching something on a screen than looking at picture books.