Kids are adorable, but they’re also very stupid. I would know, I have two younger brothers, and I think the stupidest thing one of them has ever done was when he was about three, so still a toddler, and he was running with his eyes closed.
So, a little bit of background…we have a cabinet in our living room that we refer to as the black cabinet, and it’s also where we put our TV. My little brother, I’ll be referring to him as L in this story for the sake of convenience, decided that it would be a brilliant idea to be running around the house with his eyes closed. So it’s probably about 7:20ish in the morning, I’m chilling on the couch reading a book(I was probably about 6 at the time) and L comes charging around the corner and runs headfirst into the sharp corner of the black cabinet. I panic and call for Dad, and Dad ends up having to take L to the hospital while Mom takes me to school. My other little brother was probably only about 1 at the time, so he probably would have gone with Dad. L was fine, but he needed stitches, and he still has the scar.
So yeah! Kids are odd, especially small ones. Let’s hear some of your funny/stupid stories!
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As a teenager, my brother and his buddy skateboarded off our roof into the snowbank. My brother broke his leg, and his friend broke his wrist.
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My brother was chasing my sister on his bike. She stopped before she reached the car, he did not :) and we got it on film. No injuries though thankfully.
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We had a pillow fight in a room with a very sharp coffee table
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Starting when he was 4, my cousin would tackle walls head first because the adults would laugh instead of stopping it. He was 7 before they bought him a helmet and it shows. He also got Lego blocks stuck in his urethra and backside. He was 11 when hr did that. He even procreated with a woman who has the same name as his sister. X4. His oldest licks dog poo. He’s 6.
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