Hey Pandas, What’s The Stupidest Thing You, Or Someone Else You Know, Has Ever Done? (Closed)

It was the middle of the night, I was thirsty but I didn’t want to go downstairs in the dark. I drank perfume. Don’t worry, I’m still alive... just.

My sister asked asked how we're going to climb up to the roof, and I pointed to the ladder that was literally right in front of her. But then said, "I know, but HOW are we going to climb the ladder?" *Slaps forehead.*

Once I wanted to tell if the glass on the fireplace was hot, so I pressed my whole hand against it.

I am very clumbsy and once i got paint, hot glue, and glue on my white carpet. Now i am never allowed crafts in my room

before the pandemic, my friends and I would go out in the parking lots of our apartments. one time we all screamed "SUCK IT" at the same time. I think people might have been woken up lol.

Okay so... really, really irresponsible of me, but nobody got hurt. 😅 so, when I was a kid, I was visiting my friends after moving, to NJ, and we had an air bnb. We were allowed to have guests, so my two best friends and I were playing in the backyard. Now, this was SF, so we mostly lived in small apartments or tiny homes without backyards. So it was exciting to have a real place to play with my friends. We found a way to stack a barrel and wooden box, climb them, and get onto the neighbors roof. The neighbours had a lower roof, so we 4’ nothings could easily get on top. We could have fallen more than 15 feet, but thank god, we didn’t.

1. When I was seven I was climbing on the fence. My mom goes, "Stop you'll fall off and break something!" I laugh and my bratty ass says, "No I won't". Then like a week later when I had two friends over I fell off and broke my arm.

2. When I was eight my friend and I were in his grandfather's shed looking at hunting knives (we weren't supposed to do that). I very slowly trace my finger along the edge of the knife. I say, "Look it's not even cutting me! I'm MAGIC" He replies (and keep in mind he knew how to handle knives and I did not), "Don't do it fast or it will cut you." I say, "No it won't." and proceeded to do it and slice my finger open. We didn't tell his grandparents.....

3. When I was eleven I was playing hide and seek with my friend and little sister. We hid under the picnic table (there was a tarp over it). I see a spider egg sack, and NATURALLY I say, "Ima poke it with this stick." She says "NO DON"T THEY"LL-" I poked it and baby spiders rained down everywhere.

I am noticing a pattern.....