Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Dream You Had?

I was questioning my gender so my brain imagined male me. So in this dream I went to the bathroom and there is a f***ing D**K instead of my vagina. I freaked out so yea now I know for sure I’m on the girl side of things :p

I once had this weird dream in which I was in this crowded place with my friends. Apparently, there was supposed to be a ritual to keep some demon imprisoned in Hell. However, this demon was literally following me around and I was the only one who could see him. I knew the ritual was going to fail. Then I woke up.

1. In my defence, I had a fever, so it was most probably a fever dream.
2. In this dream, I noticed that I wanted a different colour for the demon's skin (red instead of whatever) and it actually did change

So it started out on my front lawn, and I saw Bill Weasley standing there, and for some reason I knew he was Minister of Magic and it was his birthday. And then the dream changed to a coatrack on a red background, and it was alive and it had fuzzy legs. Then the dream changed again and there were three kids climbing a hill, a girl and two boys. The girl fell and then the dream went back to the coatrack. It reached out to hold a beetle and then I woke up.
I have weird dreams.