With Christmas season rolling around the corner, our minds are often occupied with thinking about kids' toys—as (not-so) nice memories, or as necessities. Either way, companies sell some weird, weird stuff and I want to see the weirdest you can remember.
#1 Very Ethical Pet Choice. Low Maintenance, Too!
65points
#2 This Is Gathering Most Creepy Thing I Ever Saw.
59points
#3 The Pain Begins
58points
#4 Monkey
48points
#5 What The Tooth Fairy Really Does With Your Teeth
48points
#6 The Useless Man! I Also Just Realized He 'Now Has Clothing'. At Least He Did Something In His Useless Life This Useless Man...
43points
#7 Thought That I'd Squeeze This One In!
42points
#8 Wouldn't Wanna Buy This Stuffie...
41points
#9 It's Just......i.....what.....
40points
#10 I Introduce You To... The Dicken!
39points
#11 Klaabu. It Was A Name Of A Character In Estonia. This Is A Wind Up Toy That Then Starts To Run Around The Floor. Out Of Balance And Smashing Into Anything On Its Path. Idiotic, Ugly And Pointless Toy. Everyone Used To Own This In Estonia.
36points
#12 Face Bank. The Bank That Creepily Eats Your Money.
34points
#13
32points
#14 I Would Post That Weird Slime Sh*tting Fat Unicorn Baby, But I Kinda Don't Want The Cia Taking Me To Go Waterboarding, So Here's Bear Of The Interest, A High-Class Weapon.
31points
#15 When You Realize You Left The Oven On
31points
#16 Srict Wife
30points
#17 Rafiki What Are You Doing?!
30points
#18 To Make Parenting Easier...
26points
#19 Because Lucy The Lactating Lamb Failed In Focus Groups.
23points
#20 Pimple Pete I Saw This At Walmart And Never Again
22points