Hey, it's me, the one you all know and love, auggie ;)
I got super bored and decided to post something, so here it is.
did I think this through writing the title? no. do I care? no. give me some great stories, pandas!
#1
My brother once licked a toilet seat for literally no reason. I'm appalled. :(
2points
#2
My brother ran around the house yelling "Jay-sus" and then hacked at my sister's bedroom wall with a claw hammer.
2points
#3
One of my buddies game a pricy, leather NFL jacket. Then added, “you know, the stores never notice an older, white guy walking out with their stuff.” I mean, really?!?
2points