Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Said To Your Parents? (Closed)

I constantly call my mother a 'duck' in response to her calling me a lazy bull.

Yes, she is very annoyed.

No, I'm not going to stop ; )

‘I eat feet’ from me to my mom. woah.

I accidentally told my mom (married to my dad) to go to a pride event for her hockey team.

I asked my mom what my dad had been like in bed.

Yeahhhh.... not awkward at all.

"Is it just me, or does the bird poop on the window look like glitter glue?"

In my defense, it totally looked like glitter glue.

Your face is very round without a beard. Topped by " look I'm pregnant" with a stuffed animal shoved under my shirt. I still have that toy though lol.

Used to talk in my sleep, so who knows what the weirdest thing was?!

Explained to my mother what Smash or Pass was.

You are as annoying as asparagus, I don't remember what I meant, but everyone found it hilarious.