Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Date You’ve Ever Been On And What Happened? (Closed)

First (ONLY lol) date, leaning side-by-side against his car in the parking lot of a coffee shop, just chatting. Then he decides to get handsy, turns me around so that my front is against the car, his body pushing against my back, not letting me leave. I yelled and smacked his car a few times... guess it made him angry, because he decided that was a good moment to undo his pants and PEE ALL OVER ME. Thankfully, I lived 2 blocks away (and he didn't know where). I took a back way home and jumped into the shower, fully clothed, shoes and all. UGH

So many, I tried online dating, the first guy I met with sat down and said that he had another date in an hour, so we'd need to be quick. I ended the date there.

2nd guy said that he was see another girl and they'd already slept together, so we should have sex to see who he was gonna choose to carry on dating.

3rd guy brought his mom and grandma so that they could size me up for him.

Gave up after that.

He started it by bragging to me about how many women he'd slept with and informing me that his ex-girlfriend was 7 months pregnant with his child. He was then extremely rude to our server, and he went on a rant about how awful gay people are. When I called him on it, his justification was "The Bible says it's wrong." I told him if he was going to quote the Bible at me, he didn't get to pick and choose which parts of it he lived by. And then I left.

Not nearly as awful as some of these. College roommate set me up with one of her boyfriend's friends that lived down the hall. Fine, whatever, I've known my roomie since high school and I trust her judgment. More fool me. He comes into the dorm room, immediately lays down next to me, sticks his head in my lap, and starts nuzzling my belly with his nose. I bopped him on the head and noped out of there. Six months later another woman charged him with stalking. He got kicked out of school and had to complete mandatory anger management and counseling. Dodged a bullet there.

(I am a freshman and can’t drive) So I met this girl through a mutual friend, and I asked her out. She said yes and since she lived 45 min away (a lot for a Rhode Islander) we planned to meet up in her town. I had to convince my busy mother to take hours of her time to drive up to the city and give me $20 for our boba. 20 minutes late, she called and said she got in trouble and her mom drove her home. She then proceeded to send me videos of her and her friends hanging out at the mall (her friends took her phone) and I called her out. I was sobbing. She called me a b***h for calling her out for standing me up and lying.

We agree on meeting up at a café. I arrive early, they're not there. All good, I grab some food and coffee cause I didn't have lunch. Time passes, they're not there half an hour past our agreed time, no replies to my texts. Great, got stood up.
I walk out of the café into the parking lot, taking a bite out of my sandwich. A car suddenly honks and pulls up in front of me. My date walks out of their car with a huge grin and basically goes: "Where do you think you're going, I just got here!"
Rest of the date was spent listening to how they don't like dating in general and how they're doing in school. I ended up texting the "signal" to my friend half an hour in and was rescued 😂

Years ago I went on a date with a man who owned a good Italian restaurant on Long Island. We went to a VERY well known Italian restaurant in Manhattan and during the meal he got very loud and asked to see the chef, the manager, and everyone else he could think of. He began to tell everyone in ear shot how to really run a restaurant, cook good Italian food, etc.

We got thrown out.

1st date. Went to a Friday night outdoor event in town. We met there - separate cars - I parked in my building’s parking garage because it was close to the event. We met, walked and talked - getting to know each other. He leads me to a park bench, rather public, but in a dark-ish spot. Proceeds to stick his tongue down my throat - sloppy gross. I stood up, said I’m going home, but I’d drive him to his car (he wasn’t parked close and it was getting late). We walked to my building, went inside to get to the elevator to the garage and took it to whatever floor I was parked on. Inside the elevator, he stuck his tongue down my throat…again. I didn’t expect the 1st time and certainly not the 2nd - My company was the only tenant in the building and I’m reasonably well-known there. The only thing I could think about is what a laugh the security guards were going to get by reviewing the tapes. Any way, I pushed him away, and he and I walked to my car - I drove him to his car. He tried to go in for a good-bye sloppy kiss but I deflected. The following Monday, I texted him that I wouldn’t be going out with him again and then blocked him. Also, found out there was no camera in the garage elevator. Thank goodness!

My first (and only) date was a disaster. I was meeting someone at a park with a big grassy field, having a chill picnic together. Apparently, he didnt know i was bringing my dog, got so pissed for no reason. hes just a pug, its not like i brought f*****g Godzilla. Then gets grossed out by myself being a furry, holy s**t why is it such a problem. he ended up leaving, so i just sat there playing with Bubbs (the pug) and eating the stuff that i packed. Idc about boys, just food and dogs!❤❤

Went to a restaurant, when the waitress came to take our order, date starts flirting with her (date was in his 40s, she was probably in her 20s) and flirts with her through the entire meal. I got up to use the restroom & just had a weird gut feeling that he got her phone number when I left the table. I almost left him there because I'd driven, but we were close enough to the restroom that I knew he'd see me if I left. Too bad I didn't just leave.

At the ice cream shop he had only enough to pay half of his ice cream. I got nothing.