Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite (Joking) Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

I can't believe no one has said this one.

Walt Disney being frozen under the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney World. Along with the theory that Disney called the movie "Frozen" was so if you looked up "Disney frozen" it would give you the movie instead.

Recently, I've heard a theory that all these crazy climare activist - like those who throw soup at famous artworks or glue themselves to roads - are hired by those who benefit from conservative energy sources to make actual climate activist look unhinged by association. That way, they can effectively shut down all debate about climate situation and continue to pollute even though we're nearing the point of no return. I'm usually critical about conspiracies, but this one makes tons of sense to me.

Birds aren't real. They've all been replaced by government drones and are part of state surveillance.

The earth is flat…Yeah , and sits on the backs of four elephants, who stand on the back of the Great A’Tuin.

Modern Art is just a money laundering scheme for the uber rich and they think it's hilarious when some of us "poors" think s**ty color blocks are "inspired" or "genius."

Bielefeld does'nt exist. No explanation needed!

Mobile homes attract tornadoes.

Jews run the world. We quite obviously do not. But we do have Jewish space lazers though 😉

At the northpole there is a polar fortress. And living in there are Elvis Presley, Falco, Fidel Castro, Michael Jackson, and Adolf H playing poker all day.

Jewish lasers.

All books with real-world settings are real, or going to happen, especially the ones with reasons why we wouldn't know what's going on like Rick Riordan's or Brandon Sanderson's books.

The Illuminati controls the earth, and they sometimes do stuff like put it in the freezer (so we get the ice age) and play dodgeball with it (earthquakes).

Ulta leftist Nazi cannibals vaccinate my potting soil. (with adrenochrome of lizard people)

"Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?"..."Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!"

Paul is Dead. Love The Beatles.

The Eiffel Tower was built as a spy antenna to communicate with space aliens who were trading advanced technology in exchange for information about human society. France wanted to have another tall metal tower on the other side of the world to improve the communications. That's why they gave the Statue of Liberty to the United States.

That there are pyramids on Antarctica that were made by humans

Black cats are bad luck. *eyeroll*

The electronic transistor was developed from technology found in the “alleged” UFO debris found near Roswell, New Mexico. The debris was found in June 1947. The first transistor was demonstrated just six months later in December 1947.

The five permanent members of the United Nations Security Council are the five largest weapons manufacturers on the planet.