What’s a dad joke you know that’s so bad… it’s good!
#1
How did you get that cut on your forehead?
I bit myself.
Don’t be ridiculous. How could you bite your own forehead?
I stood on a chair!
- from a children’s joke book I had in the 1970s.
1point
#2
Why are iPhone chargers not called apple juice?
What Cheese is made backwards?
Edam
1point
#3
My friend got crushed by a pile of books. She only had hershelf to blame
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