Hey Pandas, What's Your Zombie Apocalypse Plan? (Closed)

Give up and join the new rebellion! Humans are overrated

Find a group of dependable people, find the nearest defensible area, barricade the doors, see what I can weaponize, check if my phone works. In that order. If we're stuck there for a while, I would assign everyone jobs based on skillsets, create a plan in case we get attacked, and once the coast is clear, take out a small group to look for resources (food, water, blankets, etc).

That's the plan, anyway. Realistically, I'd probably trip over my own shoelaces and get eaten immediately.

I grew up on a farm. I already know how to grow food, hunt food, and be quiet in the woods. So, my plan is just sit back and wait for everyone else to run out of bullets (can you tell I'm in the US?), then sell my potatoes and beans as the new gold. I have nothing about my home that screams "Great bunker for end of the world!" so it's highly unlikely anyone'll even try to break through the fence. I allow our perimeter to be overgrown with nasty stuff on purpose (ever seen poison ivy thick as your arm?). And so forth and so on.

TLDR: Stay put, live like my gramps did 100 years ago, watch the world burn.

I'm going to super stoned, eat all the ice cream in the house and then just walk outside and be one of the first to go. I have the survival skills of a panda raised in captivity and won't pretend otherwise.

suicide. I'd rather be dead than eat your head

They really aren't that fast, just walk away.

Being immunocompromised, I’d probably get sick from an infected splinter or something equally stupid and die before the zombies even get a chance to eat me.

If a zombie outbreak occurred, I would steal someone's boat and sail to the Quinngua Valley in Greenland, it's the only forested part of Greenland, and the Vikings settled there for thousands of years.

steal all the animals from the animal shelters and live out my days in the Vermont wilderness

Take my longbow, arrows, carving knives, general supplies, water purifier and plant identification books and then run off into one of the national parks near Kitsap.

In my dreams:

A: Runs away to a remote island in the middle of nowhere with some friends and family and lives there for the rest of my life

B: Get supplies from the nearby mall and board up in there with a team of people, eventually murder all the zombies and become heroes(this would totally happen...totally totally)

Realistically:

A: I'm running away from some zombies and I trip and fall off of a cliff...dies

B: Goes insane and tries to be friends with zombies...goes about as well as you would expect

I actually have an answer for this! My best friend and I both agreed on a mutual meeting place within the country if any type of Apocalypse occurs. We would rather fend for our lives together than separately.

I would get tons of supplies and run into the mountains

It's a common fact that zombies can't climb.

I would plant plants in my front yard in a linear fashion to defend me from the hoard. Ill make sure to have lawn mowers set up facing the zombies as a last resort. Eventually I would do the same in the back yard around my long skinny pool, as well as on my roof! Using the power of the sun, The plants will save me.

What i would do is find a random zombie and bite it.

If it turns into a human, i would work on a cure

If I turn into a zombie, that's it for me

Gather as many survivors as possible, and bring them all to one place that is close to a store. Food, Water, and maybe even clothing problems are solved. Lock every door that leads to the outside. If the food or water runs out, pile into a bus and get to the nearest other place with food. And always remember that anything can be used as a weapon.

Since it's unlikely it will start anywhere near the village I live in:

Plan A) Cut the forests around for logs and build a pallisade using the outer line of buildings as wall. Power can be provided by the renewable sources we have around, food comes from our local farmers. We also have some hunters and metal workshops, so weapons won't be a problem either.

Plan B) Meet up with my best friend, grab some of the guns her father has on his shooting range and find a remote, defendable position that isn't too obvious and would attract a lot of other people (like supermarkets) - probably one of the old mines around.

Get my family to our off-grid cabin up in the hills. Then, wait for as much of the initial mayhem to die down, and head north. Find a new place to settle down up there, holing up during the summer, and venturing out when it is freezing. (Dead flesh still freezes solid, even if the frozen creature does not die). Stock up on supplies, break as many frozen zombies as possible, and return to the crib before the spring thaw. Stay heavily armed, vigilant, and stocked. Learn how to repair and maintain everything we use, as well as how to cultivate food in greenhouses. I think that about covers it.

Yup, as soon as I get that off-grid cabin built, I'll be ready.

Since I tend to think about these situations a lot, here's my plan:

- Get 1-2 people I know well
- Gather stuff from my house that's useful ( Weapons, food, water, etc )
- Drive or walk to a remote, forested area
- Make a camouflaged base out of dirt, moss, etc ( Using those survival videos I watch as a reference, obviously )
- Start rationing food and begin to plan on scouting around for things to eat and drink
- Begin my life as a forest badass /hj

Oh, and for any zombie encounters, I'd either shoot them or if I need to preserve
ammo, I'd be sneaky and try to cut their head off from behind.

By the way, is it obvious I play The Last of Us?

I will just move outside and start eating grass. I don't think zombies eat rabbits

Otherwise, I am rabbit stew LOL