Hey Pandas, Who Was That "One Friend" In Your Friend Group?

This was a group chat with everyone in my 5th grade class. Basically, it was around 10 am and everyone was just chatting about this or that, and this one girl was like 'Stop texting. I'm trying to sleep and my phone keeps vibrating." Everyone told her to turn her phone off but she refused, and then she yelled at us for waking her up anyway. And that happened multiple times. Finally, she was just removed from the group.

I’m that one friend in my friend group who is extremely inappropriate and always cracks a dirt joke or two.

My best friend. I'm pretty sure she's got ESP or something. I was bored one night and I was scrolling on our group chat, just rereading the conversations from eariler in the day. Right as I get to the bottom, I kid you not, she sent a text saying "why are you still up?" The same thing happened last night too, and it's starting to weird me out.

I seriously doubt that Aidan Bundy knows anything about having a friend.