Old joke, but everyone has a different answer... Which one do you know?
#1
I am using you as the fall guy for this joke Devi, hope you do not mind. You will be able to use it on others in the future.
Me: Devi, why did the chicken cross the road?
Devi: I don't know why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: To get to the daft person's house.
Devi: Eh?
Me: Knock Knock.
Devi: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Devi: I don't know why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: To get to the daft person's house.
Devi: Eh?
Me: Knock Knock.
Devi: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
1point
#2
Why did the chicken cross the Mรถbius strip? To get to the other ..... Damnit!
1point
#3
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To avoid the farmer who was trying to take its breakfast order.
0points
#4
She wanted to get c**k. There's a rooster on the other side! Get your mind out of the gutter!
0points
#5
โฆ..To go to KFC
-4points
#6
The chicken crossed the road toโฆ
โKnock knockโ
โWhoโs there?โ
โChicken..โ
โKnock knockโ
โWhoโs there?โ
โChicken..โ
-4points