Hey Pandas, Why Should You Be President? (Closed)

I'd supply a lot of chicken nuggets i cant think of anything else but honestly i'd be a s**t president

I can speak English okay.

But in all seriousness, who said anything about me wanting to be president? I didn't.

There are certain things I agree with on both sides and we really need a gay lady president. Also America's Politicians are embarrassing. We need some people wth common sense. Please don't take this the wrong way I don't wanna start any arguements or fights.

Because I know what ALL of you want, and I'll put your needs first.
(Don't take me seriously, please)

I play golf (occasionally), does that count?

I will make your country great again. (In all seriousness, why would you want to be a president? I don't.)

Because I have no connections to any large corporations, please don't vote for me