Hey Pandas, Your Username Is How You Die - How Do You Die? (Closed)

i get lost, live in the forest. i make friends with each of the animals there, and we establish a working communist union, but eventually i become hungry for power and proclaim myself king. then i get eaten by dissatisfied communist bears.

i get killed by a freaking bee

We'll just have to wait and see.

I die of fangirling

I am killed by the ghost of a snail. Or I am already dead and I am a ghost of a snail.

Do I unalive myself? Or an assassin with my name hunts me down? I prefer the second one tbh.

A young lady will make a big mistake

I suppose I die comfortably in a Hobbit Hole with a cup of tea in my hand.

Either that or I get burnt to a crisp by Smaug.

Uh... this actually came up a little while ago on a different post, and I asked how I would die and got a few different answers. Most of them involved me being killed by a rose, but I think my favorite was that I die as soon as it starts raining because I am the rose but only as long as the weather is fair.

a sentient pineapple with my name kills me

My people, nooooo

I get captured by pirates, they make me walk the plank, and i drown in a sea of garlic bread

what nice ways of dying (sarcasm but nice to get to know everyone)

A fighter jet kills me or I die flying a fighter jet.

I looked it up, asters aren't poisonous poisonous but if you eat a bunch of them you can get a stomach upset. So I feast on flowers and then die an honourable death by diarrhoea.

Mutiny in the Moon kingdom.

I vaporize into dust or I get in the range of a supernova

A tree frog with a grudge… They probably also have a knife

I die by getting poisoned by a frog. The frog comes up and offers me tea, but the frog poisoned it. Ouch.

Petrification.